10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer! - Animals Jokes - Jokesgalore.com 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer! - Animals Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer! Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Animals Type: Lists/Top10 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer: 10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws) 9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question. 8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. 7. Carpal Paw Syndrome. 6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites. 5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates. 4. Can`t help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you`ve got mail'. 3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits. 2. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 1. Can`t stick his head out of Windows XP. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 26 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.